How I Wish It’ll Help!
With the sudden increase of the rice price (what a rhyme!), I’ve decided to post something on how to contribute with the international shortage problem..
First, eat noodles, it’s much cheaper and it also contains nutrients especially the Carbs… You can get your RDA when you add some green leafy vegetables like carrots, malunggay, and repolyo.. ROFL. But don’t ask me about the taste with the malunggay cause I haven’t tried it yet! ( Carrots? Green leafy? haha. Yawa ra. LMAO )
Step two, Hunger myself to death.. LOL. I need it badly! For my body’s sake and also I want to experience being hungry just like the people who needs WHO’s attention… Pffft!
Third, minimize my rice intake to half cup per day! =]]. So everyone can visit me in the hospital. Kiddin! Instead of rice, I’ll eat maize.. It looks scrumptious, and I’ll add up some fruits and vegetables per meal. Hey this is what you call DIET! You take out whites and take in greens and yellows, right?
Lastly, try hoarding rice because I’m afraid it’ll cost twice in a month’s time. Gawd, a hundred peso for one kilo of rice? It’s like eating in an expensive restaurant! Putaness. I believe its better to eat in a restaurant if this will be the scenario in the near future. hehe.
Ok so NFA officials raid our house, we do RICE Hoarding! 
That is if you know where you can locate us! haha! Catch us if you can fucktards! Oops! I’m starting to talk like Finch the Retard. hehe. Peace.
