How I Wish It’ll Help!

With the sudden increase of the rice price (what a rhyme!), I’ve decided to post something on how to contribute with the international shortage problem..

First, eat noodles, it’s much cheaper and it also contains nutrients especially the Carbs… You can get your RDA when you add some green leafy vegetables like carrots, malunggay, and repolyo.. ROFL. But don’t ask me about the taste with the malunggay cause I haven’t tried it yet! ( Carrots? Green leafy? haha. Yawa ra. LMAO )

Step two, Hunger myself to death.. LOL. I need it badly! For my body’s sake and also I want to experience being hungry just like the people who needs WHO’s attention… Pffft!

Third, minimize my rice intake to half cup per day! =]]. So everyone can visit me in the hospital. Kiddin! Instead of rice, I’ll eat maize.. It looks scrumptious, and I’ll add up some fruits and vegetables per meal. Hey this is what you call DIET! You take out whites and take in greens and yellows, right?

Lastly, try hoarding rice because I’m afraid it’ll cost twice in a month’s time. Gawd, a hundred peso for one kilo of rice? It’s like eating in an expensive restaurant! Putaness. I believe its better to eat in a restaurant if this will be the scenario in the near future. hehe.

Ok so NFA officials raid our house, we do RICE Hoarding! ;) That is if you know where you can locate us! haha! Catch us if you can fucktards! Oops! I’m starting to talk like Finch the Retard. hehe. Peace.

16 comments:

  1. Cai, 5. June 2008, 12:39

    aye ang ganda ng pagkasaing sa bigas. mukhang mahal per kilo yan ah :P

     
  2. janus3185, 5. June 2008, 12:57

    LMAO. Hiniram ko lang ang photo kay Mr. Yahoo! hehe

     
  3. vera, 5. June 2008, 19:40

    sabi nga sa TOSH: save rice, eat spaghetti

     
  4. janus3185, 6. June 2008, 0:07

    LOL… Hahaha! I’m not Italian so I guess I have to stick with noodles! hehe

     
  5. FINCH, 6. June 2008, 16:44

    From the age of the rice field, to modern day man/ slavery, corruption and slaughter has spanned behold rice makes people fat lol

     
  6. chelsea, 7. June 2008, 1:05

    wow, how noble, your cause. lol. im bad. i really dont care about the rice shortage. wala naman daw kasing shortage eh. its just the price increase thats driving everyone to buy nfa rice.

     
  7. Micamyx, 7. June 2008, 4:44

    Nyahaha LOL

    Try mo Lucky Me Instant Spagetti masarap siya :D

     
  8. choco, 7. June 2008, 19:36

    Janusness…i think we have to stick with our sticks…it’ll save us from hunger…for 2pesos only..AYOZ! lol …i’l give you Ramien noodles when ur back…or Jampong hahaha!!!

     
  9. janus3185, 11. June 2008, 11:05

    Finch - LMAO. Fix you!

    Chelsea - Yeah, I wonder why people don’t want the brown rice? Its healthier!

    Mica - LMAO… Sige… Hahaha!

    Choco - 2 pesos? That’s cheap! hahaha! Hindi lang makatipid, pang-diet pa! hahaha! Give me some!!! I need it and I want it!!!

     
  10. FerBert, 13. June 2008, 20:28

    darating daw ang araw na mas mahal pa ang bigas kesa sa gas.. ayun rhyming din..

     
  11. janus3185, 24. June 2008, 10:20

    LOL… malapit na siguro yan Kokey! hahaha

     
  12. duberkat, 27. June 2008, 9:42

    janus, color blind ka ba? carrots? green? lol

    pasalubong ko sayo? singapore rice!

    hala manong NFA officials (kung meron man) si janus, nanghohoard ng bigas. =D

     
  13. janus3185, 27. June 2008, 12:33

    Kat - hahaha! pwede man mahimong green ang carrots! kulayan diay nako? wahahaha! waw! Lami ila rice? Feel nako mas lami atoa..

     
  14. Pretty Me, 28. June 2008, 16:46

    hahaha! good for you ‘coz you’re on a diet… talagang makakatipid ka sa rice pre… but malunggay on a noodles? ewww… hahaha can’t imagine the taste… as for me, mostly i only eat rice in the morning, cereals in milk for lunch and sandwhich/fruits for dinner….

     
  15. janus3185, 28. June 2008, 17:25

    LOL… Im still convincing myself not to eat rice all the time so Im still not on a diet! haha.. I haven’t tried yet the noodles with the malunggay, sounds bad nga siguro! Waw, nice diet ha! Pretty ka nga siguro! hehe

     
  16. Sharon, 9. August 2008, 10:26

    You know I went to an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant and their rice was per request! it was so funny. They don’t serve it to you unless you ask for it.

     

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